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Right, so you've been abducted by an alien race of giant teddy bears. But you've been given a contract that when used, will bring to you anyone or anything for when you really need the help. But your pen isn't all that good. So you have to act quickly, and the contract is good for a one time deal. The Teddy Bears took you cause they wanted a slave to tend to their needs while out in deep space. So, the question is..



What do you do?
 
The correct answer is Chuck Norris.
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Well, if they're female teddy bears that need extra stuffing, you might be onto a good thing.
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