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As a kid

Jazzy

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What, as a kid, did you think could kill you?
 
Swallowing gum would make a big bubble in my stomach and burst my insides!

Swallowing watermelon seeds would cause a watermelon to grow in my stomach!

Swimming right after eating, would definitely cause me to drown!
 
Gypsies.....when ever I was bad my mother would say she was calling the gypsies to come take me away...she'd literally get on the phone and dial like she was actually calling them....it was really scary...:ohmy:
 
When I got my driving permit in 1981, granny took me driving in the Chrysler lebaron station wagon and I had a glass bottle of very fine orange juice. She yelled at me up and down for, you ready for this? Drinking and driving! I kid you not! I tried to explain to her if I had vodka in the orange juice that would apply but she wouldn't hear anything! So
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I thought drinking and driving would kill you. Unless you practiced driving with granny, then oj would kill you;)
 
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