Ask the Guys

[Princess]

Is there something about guys that you've never understood? Ask here and maybe get an answer....

 

[streetbackguy]

accepting all questions

 

[Princess]

What is it with guys and farts and burps? Why are they so funny?

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

I dont..

 

[Princess]

My son is 15 and he thinks that the more noises he makes with his body, the funnier they are. And the humor factor is in direct proportion to the amount of noise that you make.

I don't get it.....

 

[streetbackguy]

Men enjoy bodily functions as they are amusing to us.

 

[Kaczynski]

Have any of you ever treated porn like real life? With some guys I know it's gone beyond ridiculous.

 

[Princess]

Men enjoy bodily functions as they are amusing to us.

The question is why are they amusing?

 

[Sam.]

Because some people are just plain immature.

 

[Princess]

That makes perfect sense....



Now--about the remote control. Why can't you just leave the TV on one channel until the end of the program?

 

[Michael Scott]

Because, some of the things that are on at the time are really boring for men, and men want to watch something sexy, or very exciting.

 

[Princess]

You mean you have the attention span of a fly.......

 

[Princess]

Oh--forgot my question......

Why do you guys have to grab your stuff all the time....

 

[Michael Scott]

I don't know really what your talking about, I don't do that.

 

[Princess]

Ok, maybe you don't.....let's see......



Why do guys hit each other? Like when playing sports--punch each other on the arm, or slap each other on the butt?

 

[Michael Scott]

That usually means good job, and keep it up. Or it's just a way to play around.

 

[streetbackguy]

Oh--forgot my question......

Why do you guys have to grab your stuff all the time....

ill answer that.



mostly because when we get exhausted and sweaty, our stuff clings to our legs and we grab it to try and get it off. also because sometimes our stuff is in an uncormfortable position.

 

[Sam.]

 

[Matt]

Ok, maybe you don't.....let's see......



Why do guys hit each other? Like when playing sports--punch each other on the arm, or slap each other on the butt?

It's very uncomfortable for it to move out of place.

 

[Corleone]

Ok, maybe you don't.....let's see......



Why do guys hit each other? Like when playing sports--punch each other on the arm, or slap each other on the butt?

Good question...

(I personally always thought it was weird, too)