first night
There was a man who had just gotten married and was spending his
wedding night with his new wife in a very posh hotel. It was to
be the first time that he had ever had sex with his partner,
indeed he had never even seen her nude.
As they were both undressing, he looked up from taking off his
socks to notice that she did in fact have very large breasts.
He said as much to her, but the poor girl, who had always had a
bit of a complex about them, got very distraught. So much so that
she sent him, blanket in hand, to go and sleep in the corridor.
The man was pretty upset at this, but, not wishing to fuel her
anger further, did as he was told. Just as he was getting off to
sleep, another man came into the corridor and joined him. The
first man asked the second why he was out there, to which the
second replied that he was also on his wedding night and had
never had the pleasure of seeing his new wife's body before
either.
When she was undressing, he had complemented her on having a
rather large bum. She hadn't been impressed with his comment,
and had ordered him to go and sleep in the corridor.
It wasn't long before jilted honeymooner number three sulkily
sauntered along to join the other two.
What's wrong with you? Asked the first. Did you put your foot
in it as well?
No, replied the third, but I bloody well could have...
There was a man who had just gotten married and was spending his
wedding night with his new wife in a very posh hotel. It was to
be the first time that he had ever had sex with his partner,
indeed he had never even seen her nude.
As they were both undressing, he looked up from taking off his
socks to notice that she did in fact have very large breasts.
He said as much to her, but the poor girl, who had always had a
bit of a complex about them, got very distraught. So much so that
she sent him, blanket in hand, to go and sleep in the corridor.
The man was pretty upset at this, but, not wishing to fuel her
anger further, did as he was told. Just as he was getting off to
sleep, another man came into the corridor and joined him. The
first man asked the second why he was out there, to which the
second replied that he was also on his wedding night and had
never had the pleasure of seeing his new wife's body before
either.
When she was undressing, he had complemented her on having a
rather large bum. She hadn't been impressed with his comment,
and had ordered him to go and sleep in the corridor.
It wasn't long before jilted honeymooner number three sulkily
sauntered along to join the other two.
What's wrong with you? Asked the first. Did you put your foot
in it as well?
No, replied the third, but I bloody well could have...
