A frog entered a bank and found the loan manager Patricia Whack. Good day. I'm looking for a loan, Miss Whack. Patty smiled and said, Very good. I'll be needing some information. What's your name?
Kermit Jagger, said the frog. In case you were wondering, my father is in fact Mick Jagger.
Patty replied, THE Mick Jagger? Of the Rolling Stones?
The very same, the frog said clearly proud. Patty continued, Well Mr. Jagger, we're going to need some sort of colateral for this loan.
The frog pulled out a little ivory statuette of an elephant and handed it over to Patty. I hope this'll do.
Patty stared at it for a couple moments visibly confused and then said, I'll have to check with my boss, Mr. Jagger. We normally don't accept colateral of this sort. Patty walked into her boss's office and explained to him the situation.
...And then he gave me this elephant thing for colateral. I don't even know what this thing is.
Her boss replied (you're gonna love this): It's a knicknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.
Kermit Jagger, said the frog. In case you were wondering, my father is in fact Mick Jagger.
Patty replied, THE Mick Jagger? Of the Rolling Stones?
The very same, the frog said clearly proud. Patty continued, Well Mr. Jagger, we're going to need some sort of colateral for this loan.
The frog pulled out a little ivory statuette of an elephant and handed it over to Patty. I hope this'll do.
Patty stared at it for a couple moments visibly confused and then said, I'll have to check with my boss, Mr. Jagger. We normally don't accept colateral of this sort. Patty walked into her boss's office and explained to him the situation.
...And then he gave me this elephant thing for colateral. I don't even know what this thing is.
Her boss replied (you're gonna love this): It's a knicknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.
