Go Away!

[Jazzy]

I have this guy at work that keeps asking me out. I keep telling him no thank you but he's not listening to me! I told him I have a BF (not true) but that didn't work, I tried setting him up with other women at work (that didn't work), and the last thing I told him was that I might be pregnant

Well, guess what...that didn't work either

It's awkward because I have to work with this guy. Any suggestions on how to make him go away?

 

[Psychognosis]

You could always say you realized men don't work for you anymore or he reminds you of your brother and doing your brother doesn't work for you.

 

[Raven]

Can't you have a word with someone? As that is harrasment.

 

[Jazzy]

You could always say you realized men don't work for you anymore or he reminds you of your brother and doing your brother doesn't work for you.

If I said the first part of this I can only imagine the rumors that would be flying around. Unfortunately everyone, including him, knows I'm a only child. Once the perfect me popped out that was enough

 

[Jazzy]

Can't you have a word with someone? As that is harrasment.

The problem here is that he does this when he's off duty. No employer can do anything that happens off the clock. I almost left the l out of clock

 

[Evil Eye]

Tell him you're a lesbian?

 

[The Dragon Master]

Get a big butch man to pick you up from work and pretend he's your BF?

 

[Crusader]

Just tell him, you're not interested, like really tell him.



I'm sorry, but I'm not attracted to you in any way

 

[Jazzy]

Tell him you're a lesbian?

Good one and have the whole hospital and potential males think that!

 

[Jazzy]

Get a big butch man to pick you up from work and pretend he's your BF?

At first I thought it said a big butch woman pick me up

 

[Jazzy]

Just tell him, you're not interested, like really tell him.



I'm sorry, but I'm not attracted to you in any way

I've tried that one and he just winks at me and tells me I'm in denial

 

[Evil Eye]

Good one and have the whole hospital and potential males think that!

Ask for his email address and start entering it in random ads online

Or... punch him in the balls.

 

[Jazzy]

Or... punch him in the balls.

That's the whole problem! I don't want to go anywhere near his balls

 

[Psychognosis]

Inflate his ego. Tell him he is too good for you. You are not worth his attention. You are sorry but you want to find someone who is more your level since you can't keep up with him. Since he is stupid with a big ego, it might work.

 

[Evil Eye]

That's the whole problem! I don't want to go anywhere near his balls

Use a pole

 

[The Dragon Master]

Or a flamethrower

 

[Jazzy]

Inflate his ego. Tell him he is too good for you. You are not worth his attention. You are sorry but you want to find someone who is more your level since you can't keep up with him. Since he is stupid with a big ego, it might work.

The only thing I need to inflate for him is a blow up doll!

Do you think leaving a blow up doll in his locker would work?

 

[The Dragon Master]

Make it so that it blows up in his face when he opens his locker

 

[Odie]

talk to your employer about him.

 

[Jazzy]

Make it so that it blows up in his face when he opens his locker

Or one that farts really loud!