Good News & Bad News

[Corleone]

Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news.

Patient: What's the good news?

Doctor: The good news is that the tests you took showed that you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: That's the good news? What's the bad news?

Doctor: The bad news is that I forgot to call you yesterday!

 

[Evil Eye]

 

[Skillet]

I've heard this one a while back.. Funny stuff!

 

[Bluezone777]

lol

 

[Corleone]

Yep, first time I heard it I didn't understand it, but when I read it again, I laughed so hard.