Lady Finds Bag Full Of Possums In Her Closet

[Jazzy]

Yikes, they make creepy hissing noises

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

I see them around here a lot and I've heard them hiss like that too. Creepy little critters.

 

[Jazzy]

I'd freak out if I found that in my closet!

 

[DrLeftover]

Possum Stew
two cans of tomatoe sauce
three cans of cooked tomatoes

1/2 thickly sliced warthog meat(mainly for flavor)

a big bag of pasta noodles (any redneck kind will do)

salt and pepper

1/2 possum (other 1/2 can be used for breakfast possum-omlettes)

Fry bacon in big gramma kettle, over mid. size fire, then fry possum in the grease till golden brown. Take the meat out, then add enough water to pot to fill 2/3 way and then boil noodles. Once cooked add both things of tomatoes to kettle and meat and add enough salt and pepper to old granny's taste. Cook all together for a bout 1 hour simmering over low fire to sautee.
Bone Appa Teet.
--Anonymous (But not the same one who wrote "Primary Colors")

http://www.tngenweb.org/tntable/possum.htm#stew

 

[Jazzy]

^

 

[Lizzy]

Yeah.. They hiss. Lol

I was supposed one night with one big one on my front porch when I was in Indiana. I cracked the door open and poked it with the end of a broom. It hissed and lumbered off.

The babies however, are cute lil buggers.