Most feminine/Most masculine

[Jazzy]

For the Guys: What's the most feminine thing you do?

For the Girls: What's the most masculine thing you do?

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Keep a clean house? People are always surprised by that. As a male, I think I am supposed to be a slob.

 

[Jazzy]

I was a tomboy when I was younger. There isn't a power tool that I can't handle. Also, I can change my own flat tire. No damsel in distress here!

 

[Dee]

I can change a tire. I fart, belch, curse (and laugh at all three), I catch or kill rodents/bugs in my apartment. I can use tools, and assemble items. I have a firm handshake. I'm sure there are lot more masculine things I do, though.

 

[TommyTooter]

i'm a two spirit, so there is plenty of each in the way i am. though i would much rather act the lady, trip my trigger and i can shout down ten peckerwoods at a time with language that would put a master chief in his place quick. no individual man has ever hurt me worse than he got hurt for trying it. in my prime, it took fifteen police to subdue me if i didn't want to submit and they didn't want to shoot me.

today, where i'm stuck is making my studio look like a bird's nest instead of a man cave. hippie chicks don't wear much makeup, i've got no hair left to fool with much and i don't like wearing wigs. i do like to keep my hands looking nice, but that's tough when i go on a stone cutting jag, grind my nails down and get grit all up in every crack and crinkle of my skin. my one indulgence is long soaks in streamy hot water loaded with lots of sea salts, pretty smells and bubbles. lots and lots of bubbles.

 

[TommyTooter]

I can change a tire. I fart, belch, curse (and laugh at all three), I catch or kill rodents/bugs in my apartment. I can use tools, and assemble items. I have a firm handshake. I'm sure there are lot more masculine things I do, though.

you're hired. i need a personal manager and publicist. no rodents and the bugs aren't too bad either because there are lizards running around loose.

 

[Dee]

I can change a tire. I fart, belch, curse (and laugh at all three), I catch or kill rodents/bugs in my apartment. I can use tools, and assemble items. I have a firm handshake. I'm sure there are lot more masculine things I do, though.

you're hired. i need a personal manager and publicist. no rodents and the bugs aren't too bad either because there are lizards running around loose.

I've worked as an administrative assistant and I have plenty of experience with social media! I'm good with catching mice and yes, even lizards. That doesn't freak me out. Spiders, though... I mean, I'll kill them if I have to, but euhhh. xD

 

[TommyTooter]

I can change a tire. I fart, belch, curse (and laugh at all three), I catch or kill rodents/bugs in my apartment. I can use tools, and assemble items. I have a firm handshake. I'm sure there are lot more masculine things I do, though.

you're hired. i need a personal manager and publicist. no rodents and the bugs aren't too bad either because there are lizards running around loose.

I've worked as an administrative assistant and I have plenty of experience with social media! I'm good with catching mice and yes, even lizards. That doesn't freak me out. Spiders, though... I mean, I'll kill them if I have to, but euhhh. xD

i like spiders and leave them alone. the lizards won't let me play with them, but i'm thinking of either buying something or capturing it for a pet. spiders and lizards help keep the other bugs down. a snake or two in the garden is useful as well to keep the rodents down.

i had a beautiful male hooter living in the pecan tree at my house outside austin. he flew in the house one day and the pups had him trapped, hanging upside down from the dowel in the closet and he let me put him on my arm to walk him out to the door. my coolest wild animal moment ever.

i'm real serious about needing an extra pair of hands with my studio maintenance and paperwork and somebody presentable to market my work. i'm just too outrageous to sell anything.

i may have just hooked up with an extra pair of hands as a working partner. by halloween, and definitely by new years, i'm going to be up to speed, doing at least two shows a week with nothing but solid show in quartzsite and here from the middle of january until the middle of february.

 

[xlovelyxrosesx]

I'm more of the tomboy girl, myself.
I kill my own bugs/rodents. Am good with tools. Can change tire and change the oil (Usually don't since I am thirteen but I am able to if need be. Haha) I love fishing, cars, and cycles. Have a firm handshake. I'm sure I have couple more I am unsure of.

 

[TommyTooter]

reading back over everybody's comments, i'm seeing a lot of firm handshakes. i've taken to the lightweight lady's fingers and thumb grip lately and am starting to insist that people relate to me as either agender, female or leave me alone. i am not a stinking man with breath stinking of beef and beer, sour armpits and farts that will make you gag and your eyes water!

 

[Corleone]

When I text my girlfriend I use a lot of smiley faces, exclamation points, and even hearts...