Ugh, where to begin?
I guess I started feeling down when i hit puberty. That was when i was 9. From that day on i could never look at life the same way. My parents were always angry at me, my dog would stare at me with the most cock-eyed stares seen this side of the Mississippi, and for some reason I could never sit in a microwave for more than 11 seconds.
Then I got gingivitis. This changed my life, and surely not for the better. I could never attend parties due to this socially crippling disease. The only thing i could do was sit at home in my attic and play World Of Warcraft 23 hours a day, then sleep the other hour of each day. Needless to say this took a terrible toll on my physical appearance.
Then i turned my life around with key lime yogurt. Every meal of every day consisted of 13 key lime yogurts. I now feel better, have more friends, and can take solace in the fact that I am one of the few humans who cannot fly.
I guess the lesson here is that if you have a hard time going through puberty, you should eat alot of yogurt.
I guess I started feeling down when i hit puberty. That was when i was 9. From that day on i could never look at life the same way. My parents were always angry at me, my dog would stare at me with the most cock-eyed stares seen this side of the Mississippi, and for some reason I could never sit in a microwave for more than 11 seconds.
Then I got gingivitis. This changed my life, and surely not for the better. I could never attend parties due to this socially crippling disease. The only thing i could do was sit at home in my attic and play World Of Warcraft 23 hours a day, then sleep the other hour of each day. Needless to say this took a terrible toll on my physical appearance.
Then i turned my life around with key lime yogurt. Every meal of every day consisted of 13 key lime yogurts. I now feel better, have more friends, and can take solace in the fact that I am one of the few humans who cannot fly.
I guess the lesson here is that if you have a hard time going through puberty, you should eat alot of yogurt.
