Quotes Thread

[Dennis]

Hopefully there already isn't already one, but let's get a quotes thread going.

Whenever you find a cool quote you would like to share with Off Topix put it into this thread!



Here, i'll start it off:

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You. — Dr. Seuss

 

[Evil Eye]

I'm watching you, scum. - any Ordinator.

My favourite quote from the game

 

[Dennis]

The best thieves, are the ones you've never heard of - Unknown

 

[MrMetroid]

Yeah! And you're going to die, wearing that stupid little hat! How does it feel?

 

[Jazzy]

'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.' ~Dr. Seuss

 

[MrMetroid]

It's like adding a story to a porno, it just doesn't work

 

[Masri]

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon. ~ Napoleon

A picture is worth a thousand words. ~ Napoleon

Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem. ~ Joseph Stalin

 

[Evil Eye]

Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... -Sputnik.

Civilization 4. It's very funny to hear the narrator read beep beep beep

 

[MrMetroid]

My muffin volcano has erupted

 

[DrLeftover]

The minute you think you've got it made, disaster is just around the corner.

Nebulous Paterno

 

[Rave]

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover your high school class is running the country. -- Kurt Vonnegut

 

[MrMetroid]

Fish plus Knowledge equals octopus? That's not logic! That's Batsh** on a sandwich! - Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation

 

[Flurry]

'When your Wife, Lover, or Slave you purchased to be your Wife or Lover leaves you repeatedly. Take the hint.' Said by Rygel.

 

[Evil Eye]

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Einstein.

 

[Kasynlie]

How is it we could be standing in a group of people or surroundedby those we call friends and still feel alone or separate from each other?

 

[Steel Hurtin]

Two of my favorites:



Hard work beats talent, when talent doesn't work hard.

I'd rather die on my feet, than live on my knees.