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Stupid Moment Of The Day

Randy

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We all have moments where we weren't using our brain or not thinking. Usually everyday...

So post up your stupid moment of the day..



I'll start.

I was grating cheese and not paying attention and sliced a piece of skin of my finger.
 
Smacked my head on my visor in my car.
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I didnt put it all the way back up. When I was parked, I dropped my keys and I went down to pick them up and *BAM* forehead into the visor. I almost broke it off.
 
I jumped down the stairs to get to my room, and hit my head on the roof..
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That was yesterday..
 
I fed my cat rabbit food and my rabbit cat food..
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(I keep them both in plastic tupperware containers on the same shelf)
 
I shampooed my body instead of using body wash, and I actually felt cleaner.. I was pretty tired this morning.
 
I took a shower this morning and then walked outside to get the mail. I never put on clothes (but i did have a towel on)
 
Nebulous said:
I fed my cat rabbit food and my rabbit cat food..
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(I keep them both in plastic tupperware containers on the same shelf)

That just made me have a stupid moment
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but I'm gonna do it anyway... What do you keep in those containers, the food or the animals?
 
I had to call the police today and speak with one particular officer. I rang them and asked for the wrong one.
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Princess said:
Called my son the wrong name.



My mum does that too...and then after that I called my sister by my name.



Today, I walked into one of those electricity columns...never figured out what they're called, but yeah, they're the ones with the telephone lines or whatever. I backed away. Then I walked into it again.
 
Kaczynski said:
Today, I walked into one of those electricity columns...never figured out what they're called, but yeah, they're the ones with the telephone lines or whatever. I backed away. Then I walked into it again.
Utility pole? Or if you're in NZ, power pole.
 
This wasn't my stupid moment, but here goes.

I called my co-worker to ask her a question about something.

Hang on a second, I'm finishing up this email

OK and then she hangs up the phone....



Called back like 2 seconds later apologizing because she hung up on me instead of putting me on hold.
 
I was sleepy and my friends got into my apartment and woke me up...

I was so sleep that i just wanted them to leave...



So i said

here have my phone call me if you need anything later.
 
I dropped a pen and it rolled under a table.. I went to go get it and once I had it in my hand I go to stand up (forgetting a table was above me) and smacked my head!
 
I was watering a plant some plants work.. Someone called my name and I kept the hose going when I turned to look... I sprayed this lady.

She was VERY upset.
 
I was winding my window open, then I reached out my hand to push it out the rest of the way. I couldn't, because it turns out I have a fly screen. Unfortunately, I made a bit of a tear in it. It is now totally useless. I patched it up with masking tape, but I think that made it worse. >.>
 
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