What “old person” things do you do?

[Randy]

What “old person” things do you do?

 

[passenger]

Forget?

 

[MamaFrankie]

Everything at my age!

 

[Cory]

I can be forgetful and just like some older men often do, sometimes I eat alone at restaurants due to a lack of friends and not being in a relationship.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Complain about my back hurting, because it does!

 

[Doc Nova]

1. Complain about the new slang kids use.
2. Complain that kids spend far too much time balls deep into their phones (which is true)
3. Avoid all kids like the plague, and if any are near me get annoyed.

 

[Smiley]

General Grievous. You're older than I expected.

 

[DrLeftover]

I want to sit on the back porch with a drink, and smoke my pipe, and listen to the quiet.

 

[Smiley]

That actually sounds nice. I'd lose the pipe, though, but still nice.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

That actually sounds nice. I'd lose the pipe, though, but still nice.

...and the drink.

 

[Smiley]

Why?

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Why?

Because you don't drink alcohol?

 

[Smiley]

Ah yes, I forgot the word "drink" implies alcohol in English / American language. Other drinkable liquids don't fall into that category.