Would-You-Rather Questions

[Elvira]

Would you rather always have a full phone battery or a full gas tank?
I don't have a phone and I don't drive, but always have a full gas tank.

Would you rather lose all your teeth or lose a day of your life every time you kissed someone?
The kissing. I just sign 🤟.

Would you rather drink from a toilet or pee in a litter box?
A litter box.

Would you rather be forced to live the same day over and over again for a full year, or take 3 years off the end of your life?
I'll go with the 3 years.

Would you rather never eat watermelon ever again or be forced to eat watermelon with every meal?
I don't like watermelon.

Would you rather get a paper cut every time you turn a page or bite your tongue every time you eat?
Paper cut

Would you rather oversleep every day for a week or not get any sleep at all for four days?
Oversleep

Would you rather die in 20 years with no regrets or live to 100 with a lot of regrets?
20 years

Would you rather sip gin with Ryan Reynolds or shoot tequila with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
Ryan

Would you rather get trapped in the middle of a food fight or a water balloon fight?
Water balloon, easier clean-up.

Would you rather walk to work in heels or drive to work in reverse?
Drive in reverse.

Would you rather spend a year at war or a year in prison?
Prison.

Would you rather die before or after your partner?
...

Would you rather have a child every year for 20 years or never have any children at all?
Never have.

Would you rather take amazing selfies but look terrible in all other photos or be photogenic everywhere but in your selfies?
Selfies can kiss my booty.

 

[MamaFrankie]

1. Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands? Hands for feet
2. Would you rather take part in a zombie apocalypse or a pandemic? Pandemic
3. Would you rather drive an ice cream truck to work or come dressed as a clown? Drive ice cream truck although I neither work nor drive
4. Would you rather wear bell-bottomed pants or sport a mohawk? Bell bottoms
5. Would you rather have a dinosaur as a pet or a tiger? Tiger
6. Would you rather go on a date with the Tiger King or dress like him? Never heard of him
7. Would you rather color your hair neon or have a gold tooth? Neon hair
8. Would you rather always sing out of tune or never be able to keep up with the beat? Never keep up with the beat
9. Would you rather never use emojis again or never spell right again? Never use emojis
10. Would you rather eat only pickles for a week or drink only soy sauce for a week? Neither

1. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future? 150 years
2. Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)? Telekinesis
3. Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel? Wonder Woman
4. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear? Dance. I don't like singing songs I don't like
5. Would you rather find true love today or win the lottery next year? Neither
6. Would you rather be in jail for five years or be in a coma for a decade? Jail, there is at least a chance of parole
7. Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush? Don't have a partner. One night stand with Tomas please and thank you!
8. Would you rather be chronically under-dressed or overdressed? Overdressed
9. Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or for everyone you know to have access to your Internet history? Internet history
10. Would you rather lose your sight or your memories? Memories
11. Would you rather have universal respect or unlimited power? Respect
12. Would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for the rest of your life or give up the Internet for the rest of your life? Give up Internet
13. Would you rather swim in a pool full of Nutella or a pool full of maple syrup? Maple syrup
14. Would you rather labor under a hot sun or extreme cold? Hot sun
15. Would you rather stay in during a snow day or build a fort? Stay in

Would you rather buy 10 things you don't need every time you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you need when you go to the store? Buy 10 things

Would you rather never be able to go out during the day or never be able to go out at night? I don't go out anyway because of my mental health problems

Would you rather have a personal maid or a personal chef? Chef

Would you rather have Beyoncé's talent or Jay-Z's business acumen? Business acumen. I don't like Beyoncé anyway

Would you rather be 11 feet tall or nine inches tall? 11 feet tall, I'm tiny enough

Would you rather be an extra in an Oscar-winning movie or the lead in a box office bomb? Undecided

Would you rather vomit on your hero or have your hero vomit on you? Neither

Would you rather communicate only in emoji or never be able to text at all ever again? Communicate in emoji since I don't text

Would you rather be royalty 1,000 years ago or an average person today? Average because I don't believe in privilege by birthright

Would you rather lounge by the pool or on the beach? Pool

Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear for a week? Underwear

Would you rather work an overtime shift with your annoying boss or spend full day with your mother-in-law? Don't have a boss or a mother in law

Would you rather cuddle a koala or pal around with a panda? Koala. Pandas can be dangerous

Would you rather have a sing-off with Ariana Grande or a dance-off with Rihanna? Sing off with Ariana because I don't like Rihanna

Would you rather always have B.O. and not know it or always smell B.O. on everyone else? Always have it

Would you rather watch nothing but Hallmark Christmas movies or nothing but horror movies? Christmas

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early? 20 minutes early

Would you rather spend a week in the forest or a night in a real haunted house? Haunted house because ghosts don't exist

Would you rather find a rat in your kitchen or a roach in your bed? Rat

Would you rather have a pause or a rewind button in your life? Rewind

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Here is some more

I can't keep up with all these questions

 

[Monica]

I can't keep up with all these questions

Would you rather be gassy on a first date or your wedding night?

Would you rather Danny DeVito or Danny Trejo play you in a movie?

Would you rather be able to take back anything you say or hear any conversation that is about you?

Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?

Would you rather hunt and butcher your own meat or never eat meat again?

Would you rather lose all of your friends but keep your BFF or lose your BFF but keep the rest of your buds?

Would you rather have people spread a terrible lie about you or have people spread terrible but true tales about you?

Would you rather walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you?

Would you rather be the absolute best at something that no one takes seriously or be average at something well respected?

Would you rather have unlimited battery life on all of your devices or have free WiFi wherever you go?

Would you rather have Billie Eilish's future or Madonna's legacy?

Would you rather have a third nipple or an extra toe?

Would you rather solve world hunger or global warming?

Would you rather have to wear every shirt inside out or every pair of pants backward?

Would you rather live in a treehouse or in a cave?

Would you rather win $25,000 or your best friend win $100,000?

Would you rather be in history books for something terrible or be forgotten completely after you die?

Would you rather travel the world for free for a year or have $50,000 to spend however you please?

Would you rather your to only be able to talk to your dog or for your dog to be able to talk to only you—and everyone thinks you're nuts?

Would you rather have a mullet for a year or be bald (no wigs!) for six months?

 

[Smiley]

Oh, here we go again. Let's see.

1.

Spoiler

2. Danny 'Machete don't text' Trejo.

3. Hear any conversation that is about me.

4. Skin that changes color based on my emotions.

5. Hunt & butcher with my machete.

6. I have neither, so no choice for me here.

7. There is nothing terrible about me to spread around.

8. Walk in on me doing what? Posting on the Internet? Okay.

9. Absolute best at something well respected, of course.

10.

Spoiler

11. Madonna's legacy.

12. Third nipple, of course.

Spoiler

13. Global warming. Excessive heat kills crops anyway, so I'd be actually swatting two flies with one swing.

14. Both. If I have to look ridiculously, I might as well go all the way and look like clown.

15. Man cave!

16. I have no friends whatsoever, so I'll take both, thank you.

17. Be forgotten completely after I die, preferably even sooner.

18. Have $50,000 to spend however I please.

19. Everyone already thinks I'm nuts anyway, so meh.

20. Bald for six months, preferably during the summer heats.

 

[MamaFrankie]

Would you rather be gassy on a first date or your wedding night? Neither. Have no interest in either dating or marriage.

Would you rather Danny DeVito or Danny Trejo play you in a movie? Neither as we are of different genders.

Would you rather be able to take back anything you say or hear any conversation that is about you? Hear any conversation.

Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday? Colour changing skin.

Would you rather hunt and butcher your own meat or never eat meat again? Never eat meat. I'm vegan and animal rights anyway.

Would you rather lose all of your friends but keep your BFF or lose your BFF but keep the rest of your buds? BFF.

Would you rather have people spread a terrible lie about you or have people spread terrible but true tales about you? True ones because I believe in honesty.

Would you rather walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you? Have no parents.

Would you rather be the absolute best at something that no one takes seriously or be average at something well respected? Average. It's all about respect.

Would you rather have unlimited battery life on all of your devices or have free WiFi wherever you go? Unlimited battery.

Would you rather have Billie Eilish's future or Madonna's legacy? Madonna's legacy.

Would you rather have a third nipple or an extra toe? Neither.

Would you rather solve world hunger or global warming? World hunger.

Would you rather have to wear every shirt inside out or every pair of pants backward? Inside out shirt.

Would you rather live in a treehouse or in a cave? Treehouse.

Would you rather win $25,000 or your best friend win $100,000? Best friend win £100,000.

Would you rather be in history books for something terrible or be forgotten completely after you die? Forgotten. Who wants to leave an evil legacy?

Would you rather travel the world for free for a year or have $50,000 to spend however you please? £50,000 (there are no dollars here).

Would you rather your to only be able to talk to your dog or for your dog to be able to talk to only you—and everyone thinks you're nuts? Don't have a dog but if I did only talk to him. He'd probably make more sense.

Would you rather have a mullet for a year or be bald (no wigs!) for six months? Bald because it would save time grooming every day.

 

[Elvira]

Would you rather be gassy on a first date or your wedding night?
1st date.

Would you rather Danny DeVito or Danny Trejo play you in a movie?
Neither.

Would you rather be able to take back anything you say or hear any conversation that is about you?
Take back.

Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?
Mood skin!

Would you rather hunt and butcher your own meat or never eat meat again?
Adios, Meat.

Would you rather lose all of your friends but keep your BFF or lose your BFF but keep the rest of your buds?
Keep BFF.

Would you rather have people spread a terrible lie about you or have people spread terrible but true tales about you?
Hmm...

Would you rather walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you?


Would you rather be the absolute best at something that no one takes seriously or be average at something well respected?
Average is fine.

Would you rather have unlimited battery life on all of your devices or have free WiFi wherever you go?
Unlimited battery life.

Would you rather have Billie Eilish's future or Madonna's legacy?
Madonna

Would you rather have a third nipple or an extra toe?
3rd nipple.

Would you rather solve world hunger or global warming?
Tackle the global warming 1st.

Would you rather have to wear every shirt inside out or every pair of pants backward?
Shirts.

Would you rather live in a treehouse or in a cave?
Treehouse.

Would you rather win $25,000 or your best friend win $100,000?
Bestie.

Would you rather be in history books for something terrible or be forgotten completely after you die?
Forgotten.

Would you rather travel the world for free for a year or have $50,000 to spend however you please?
Give me the money.

Would you rather your to only be able to talk to your dog or for your dog to be able to talk to only you—and everyone thinks you're nuts?
Let them think I'm nuts.

Would you rather have a mullet for a year or be bald (no wigs!) for six months?
Mullet.