"Cry Me a Cockroach"

[passenger]

'Name a Roach After your Ex' event​

In time for Valentine's Day, the San Antonio Zoo has brought back its wildly popular "Cry Me A Cockroach" promotion, not to mention a host of other events that play up the holiday's more romantic side.

As the name suggests, the zoo is once again offering to name a cockroach, rat or vegetable after an ex-lover and let the jilted person watch as staff feeds it an animal. Folks 18 and older can get back at their not-so-special someone by donating at least $10.
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[EllieCat]

I’m not 18 but I would name it member,

 

[passenger]

Adios, Charlie