Dress-up Laughs

ElegantAura

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How do fashion designers communicate?
They always seem to be on the same thread

How does a fashion designer stay cool?
They have a lot of fans.

What did the scarf say when it found out it was going to be in a fashion magazine?
wrapped up in this glamorous opportunity, it's knot every day you get to be a cover model

Why did the sock apply for a job at the art gallery?
It wanted to show off its impressive collection of holes as a form of abstract expressionism
 

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