Funny Halloween Jokes

[Gargamel]

Does anyone know any Halloween jokes?

 

[emily]

Where do vampires keep their money?

In a blood bank

Why didn't the skeleton go out to the dance?

Because he had no body to go with

What game do ghosts enjoy playing?

Hide and scream!

What is a vampire's Favourite type of transport?

A blood vessel

Why does a mummy make for a good Christmas gift?

They are all wrapped up..

What did the ghost say after he found his friend during a game of hide and seek?

Boo!

 

[emily]

Tickle the Ole Funny Bone with These Spooktacular Halloween Jokes

Reader beware: corny jokes lie ahead.

www.countryliving.com

 

[Nebulous]

• Why didn't the mom let the little witch go trick or treating with her friends? She was ex-spelled from school.
• What is white, black and dead all over? A zombie trick or treating in a tuxedo.
• When do zombies finish trick or treating? When they are dead tired.
• Why shouldn't an angry witch take her broom trick or treating? She might fly off the handle.
• How do ghosts do their makeup before they go out trick or treating? They use vanishing cream.
• What do vampires take to get around on Halloween night? A blood vessel.
• Why did the skeleton run away? Because a dog was after his bones.
• How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween? He felt it in his bones.
• How did the zombie become great a trick or treating? Dead-ication.
• What is a vampire's favorite halloween candy? A sucker.
• How does a witch know the best time to go trick or treating? She checks her witch watch.
• What is a monster's favorite halloween candy? Bugs and (Hershey's) kisses.
• Why didn't anyone want to go trick or treating with Dracula? Because he is a pain in the neck.
• Why don't skeletons like Halloween candy? They don't have the stomach for it.
• What kind of car does Frankenstein drive on Halloween night? A monster truck.
• What do birds give to trick or treaters? Tweets.
• Where do ghosts like to trick or treat? At dead ends.
• Who gives Dracula the most candy on Halloween? His fang-club.
• What is a ghoul's favorite candy flavor? Lemon and slime.
• Why don't vampires eat a lot of Halloween candy? They're afraid of tooth decay.
• What is a baby ghost's favorite game to play on Halloween? Peek-a-boo.
• What did the child say when they had to choose between their tricycle and candy? Trike or treat.
• What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween? A goblin.
• Who does a werewolf go trick or treating with? His cousins What wolf and When wolf.
• Where do werewolves store all of their Halloween candy? In a werehouse.
• What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick or tweet!"
• Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
• Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? At the ghost-ery store!
• What do owls say when they go trick or treating? "Happy Owl-ween!"
• What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!
• Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.
• What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!
• What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a.
• What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? "Trick-or-feet!"
• Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat? Boo jeans.
• What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging? You never know which witch is which!
• What happens when a vampire tries to trick or treat in the snow? Frost bite!
• What do you call two witches trick or treating together? Broommates