Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
The point of no return sounds like a fun vacation spot.
Only 273 fruit roll-ups to go until I get my full serving of fruit...
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell “BINGO!”
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
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Rohan Rohan
You should advertise this on Funjoint.
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
When butterflies are in love do they feel humans in their stomach?
If your neighbor has wind chimes, you have wind chimes.
Honestly, Officer, I wouldn't have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me.
When I was a kid “The Server Is Down” meant your waiter was depressed.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Tomorrow is Friday!
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