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  1. Mr. Perfect

    Did your kiss begin with Kay?

    My first Kiss was with a girl name Kisha!
  2. Mr. Perfect

    Sad news...

    As far as the poodle she just went under the tree and laid down....
  3. Mr. Perfect

    Making youtube vids

    I've always wanted to vlog but never got around to doing it!
  4. Mr. Perfect

    Pope Benedict XVI Attacked at Christmas Eve Mass

    Of course the fact of the matter isn't funny but if you like me who find the positive in everything and has that third eye for comedy your gonna laugh, because while your reading the story you got a really weird and funny image in your head so yes its okay to laugh at the image not the fact. HE...
  5. Mr. Perfect

    I'm Scared for My Wife!!!

    Dat is true Princess MOST of us Kentucky boys know how to... and yes @Revolution I did all this from Iraq...Skype has been my companion over the last three weeks... made a couple of calls to a few establishments in Jacksonville, FL her mom and her best friend The necklace is the product of...
  6. Mr. Perfect

    The Squeakuel

    Of course you little one loved it....its mainly geared toward the little ones! All that is going on here is taken a classic cartoon and making it appeal to the younger newer generation!
  7. Mr. Perfect

    I'm Scared for My Wife!!!

    So my wife is 8 months pregnant, and due on the 27th of January. So before I left to come out here we had decided for me to take my R&R (Rest and Relaxtion) Leave from Iraq around that time so I can be there for the baby's arrival. So I told her that I was gonna leave Iraq on the 15th of...
  8. Mr. Perfect

    Sad news...

    Aww I'm sorry for your loss....I know how it feels to lose a pet on Christmas.... My aunt had a Poodle who was 14 years old and if you didn't know as miniature Poodles get old they have alot of problems... She barely could hear. She would forget what she was let outside to do and then...
  9. Mr. Perfect

    Pope Benedict XVI Attacked at Christmas Eve Mass

    Haha! I don't mean to laugh but the image in my head is too great! I have Catholic friends and they were laughing at this lol....HE'S OLD! The lady is really crazy! At least the Pope isn't hurt!!!!
  10. Mr. Perfect

    Attempted terrorist attack

    Believe it or not! The firecracker bomb you are referring too could have easily blew that plane up immediately without help from gas compartments and stuff. If it is one thing I have learned in all of the Hooah Army bullshit classes that they clouded my Naval mind with is, HUGE BOOMS, SMALL...
  11. Mr. Perfect

    Jack Daniels

    Jack and Coke is good!
  12. Mr. Perfect

    Hotel Soaps

    Most of the time the soap is so cheap and the shampoo I don't even use...I don't bother taking it!
  13. Mr. Perfect

    Motivational Quotes

    Get the Hell Up Off Your Lazy Behind and Get The Sh*t Done!!!! Petty Officer Jones aka Mr. Perfect
  14. Mr. Perfect

    Stuck on Island w/ Off Topix Members

    Nebulous Skillet Princess
  15. Mr. Perfect

    What are you listening to now?

    Distance and Time by Alicia Keys
  16. Mr. Perfect

    Chit Chat Zone

    Ugh I haven't been back a whole two weeks yet and they talkin about Room Inspections! My room is clean but dang!....Hey Off Topix....Nebulous....Princess....Skillet....everyone else!
  17. Mr. Perfect

    I AM BAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKK!

    WHOOO HOOO PARTY! YEAH!!!!!!!!
  18. Mr. Perfect

    I AM BAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKK!

    Glad to be here! WHooo Missed this place!
  19. Mr. Perfect

    I AM BAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKK!

    Hello Off Topix family, After spending a little over two weeks taking pills, swimming, watching American Satellite TV (got to watch the Army v.s. Navy football game earlier) WHOO! Navy beat Army again this year, which makes it 8 years in a row! Anywho, After spending a little over two...
  20. Mr. Perfect

    Happy Birthday!

    Happy happy birthday... We're so glad your here... Happy Happy Birthday... Spreading the Off Topix cheer... So Happy Happy Birthday... From the Off Topix gang...
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