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  1. mrldii

    <#> Mercedes01's Dragon <#>

    Awwwww... "Aww... It’s a cute baby dragon. It’s an excellent swimmer, but can also glide through the air for short distances." NPN.
  2. mrldii

    For The Mother's Of Off Topix

    Thank you! And, may I just add to all the ladies who are Mamas...
  3. mrldii

    the oh, so tolerant Left has spoken

    You're reading skills are on par with your debating skills; "57% or 46% of Republicans and either 32% or 34% of Americans" is hardly "nobody". Didn't you once say you were placing me on permanent ignore? What happened? Did you change your mind? Last I heard, changing one's mind is a woman's...
  4. mrldii

    It's all part of the trendy 'free range' parenting fad

    OOOooooo...this one's a tough one. There appears to be a mighty fine line between "free-ranging, back-to-basics parenting" and "so dirt poor one can't afford birth control and so ignorant one ought NOT be trying to teach one's offspring anything", yanno? :!!:
  5. mrldii

    How old were you?

    15. My brother. In his '69 Camaro. On Malibu Highway, to and from the beach. Yeah...it was all bitchin' and shit like that. He stopped teaching me and stopped letting me drive his '69 Camaro when I decided to teach myself how to pass another vehicle on that 2-lane highway, one day. :cry2:
  6. mrldii

    Reason #I've Lost Count On Why You Should Never Be Kind To A Leftist

    What's a "femanazi"?
  7. mrldii

    Here's The Trailer For 'Vacation,' And Dear God It Looks Terrible

    Ahhhhh...there's one I'll be waiting for 2 years to see...when it comes to free T.V. and I need 2 hours for my nails to dry. I'm A-OK with the fact that the 9-YO's "That's bullshit!!!" will get bleeped out. :rolleyes:
  8. mrldii

    Florida Woman Fakes Bomb Threat In Hopes Of Getting A Ride

    Brilliant. Simply and utterly brilliant. Explain to me again why we can't automatically sterilize some people so their genes DON'T [further] contaminate the pool?
  9. mrldii

    Texas Woman Finds Cocaine In Granola Bar

    Was it "natural" and "organic" cocaine??? If not, she should sue General Mills for false advertising. :tup2:
  10. mrldii

    Bank Robber Brazenly Instagrams Video Of His Own Heist

    “I Need $150,000 Bands Right Now!! Please Police take 3 to 4 minutes to get here, I would appreciate if you Ring the alarm a minute after I am gone… make sure the money doesn’t blow up on my way out. :-)" What a polite young man!!! (That's code for "What an absolute idiot!!!") :razz:
  11. mrldii

    Reason #I've Lost Count On Why You Should Never Be Kind To A Leftist

    Guess it balances out the *right*ists being pompous asses, then. :tup2:
  12. mrldii

    Men Try On Pregnancy Bellies

    Let me know when they invent the "Carry Around 10 Pounds of Extra 'Baby' Fat [Per Child] For the Next 10 Years" Strap-On For Men (and the men try it out) and then I'll be impressed. :tup: :lol:
  13. mrldii

    Man Robs Woman On Elevator, Gets Stuck In Elevator

    I soooooo adore Instant Karma...just add one idiot, and you're [almost] good to go!!!
  14. mrldii

    <#> Mercedes01's Dragon <#>

    Oh, look, merc!!! Something is happening with your baby dragon egg!!! :happydance:
  15. mrldii

    Dad Calls Cops on Son to Teach Him a Lesson, Cops Shoot Son Dead

    I'm somewhere in the middle on this one; while the story is written in such a way to *make* the reader react emotionally, this is another picture of the 19-year-old (while still a "teenager", he became an adult a year before this happened) who was in the middle of doing several illegal acts...
  16. mrldii

    What annoys you more

    Passive-aggressives.
  17. mrldii

    Take for granted

    Water flowing freely from a tap...forever.
  18. mrldii

    Ninja's Dragon Lair

    NPN... Clicked on all four.
  19. mrldii

    <#> Mercedes01's Dragon <#>

    NPN... "Egg will die if it doesn't hatch in: 5 days and 12 hours"
  20. mrldii

    The stupidest way

    Dislocated my shoulder by pushing an empty swing. Yes, yes...I did. Stupid on ALL counts, if you think about it. The "stupidest" I've ever personally witnessed happened while on the phone with my BFF. While we were talking, she suddenly grunted in mid sentence, and completely out of breath...
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