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  1. Rapunzel

    SHINGLES

    [font=Comic Sans MS]Have you noticed that more doctors are running their practices like an assembly line? One fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, Shingles. So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have...
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    For stress relief...

    Take 2, shout out the name of the tablet and kick the wall. Do this whenever you need to. The box is already getting lost in the post on it's way to you.
  3. Rapunzel

    ~!~Off Topix Trivia Challenge~!~

    ~!~Off Topix Trivia Challenge~!~ Questions correct: 10 / 10 You took 153 seconds to complete this quiz. Total score: 847
  4. Rapunzel

    Fake People

    *raises hand slowly* All right, I admit it. I'm actually an orangutan at London Zoo, but I'm told I'm only 2% different from hoomans and I know how to type on a computtefhjksfewshfriwaurthjkfbsekjfgbn\seuikgfh\e.ngroihgp9wr9730|::NS adb dwd.....
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    Looking for a good fight

  6. Rapunzel

    Facebook

    Did he? That's interesting. I had assumed it had become popular since the movie Love, Actually came out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m2T5yfgsZ0
  7. Rapunzel

    Get your mind out of the gutter!

    [font=Comic Sans MS]It’s 3 pigs!
  8. Rapunzel

    Woman of the year

    A protestor confronts Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad during a protest of election results earlier this year. I wonder if she’s still alive.
  9. Rapunzel

    In with the New . . .

    She must have been e-streamer-ly drunk!!
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    For stress relief...

  11. Rapunzel

    Facebook

    Jazzy, didn't she just leave? Doenut, I liked that vid.
  12. Rapunzel

    More Than 1,000 Dead Birds Fall From Sky in Arkansas

    How bizarre! Of course, not as bizarre as fish or money falling from the sky, but still, how very strange. Jazzy, I absolutely LOVE love love your new avatar! Do you have a larger version we can see? I'm also stunned that you know that nursery rhyme. I assumed that was a traditionally...
  13. Rapunzel

    In with the New . . .

    [font=Comic Sans MS]After the party . . .
  14. Rapunzel

    Dear New Year’s Diet Diary…

    Dear Diet Diary As a Christmas present this year, my daughter, Cresley [what a thoughtful darling] bought for me a week of personal training at the local health club. Although I am still in reasonable shape since being a high school cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea...
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    Facebook

    Yeah, I know. Sorry. I have been on there a few times over Christmas, but once I'm back at work again (on the 4th) I know I'll have no time.
  16. Rapunzel

    Facebook

    [font=Comic Sans MS]A dying granny was talking to her grand daughter. I may die any moment, so I want you to inherit my farm -- including the villa, the tractor, the farmhouse and all the livestock. Wow! said the granddaughter. Thanks, Granny, I didn't know you even had a farm and all this...
  17. Rapunzel

    Golf

    [font=Comic Sans MS]Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Nebulous said to a fellow club member, I'm not about to play golf with Jim Walsh anymore. He cheats. Why do you say that? Well, he found his lost ball two feet from the green. That's possible. Not when I had it in my pocket!
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    An Olde Joke but...

    [font=Comic Sans MS]This still makes me laugh... I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A doctor proclaimed the way to...
  19. Rapunzel

    Pizzlies or Grolars?

  20. Rapunzel

    The Housekeeper...

    [font=Comic Sans MS]A man is just about to get a CD out of a cabinet when the phone in the kitchen rings. “Hello,” says the man answering it. “Hi,” says a high woman’s voice. “This is Tiffany, the housekeeper.” “Oh,” says the man...
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