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  1. Mortiferr

    cheesy pick-up line?

    Quite honestly I hate pickup lines. They're unoriginal and I find it slightly disrespectful to try and "pick up" and woman in that way. Show a little originality and respect guys. Be a little classy, for real.
  2. Mortiferr

    That stinks

    The morgue. Smells terrible. Edit: Haha, @Jazzy, just realized you put the same thing. Yes, I feel your pain, worst room in the hospital.
  3. Mortiferr

    Your famous last words

    "Night, love you" to my wife. You guys' are way better :tup2:
  4. Mortiferr

    No AC

    Put up fans everywhere and open as many windows as possible to let in some of the breeze.
  5. Mortiferr

    "Today is the last day I will do this..."

    Haha, I've been telling myself that I would stop chewing my nails since I was about 13 or 14 and I never really have. Every day I catch myself doing it and I'm like "I'm not doing this again" and then the next day I do it all over again. It is not a habit I'm proud of, honestly its disgusting...
  6. Mortiferr

    Anxiety and/or depression

    Well, it depends on the type of depression you're talking about. You can have depression, which is a mental and clinical sickness that will affect you for the rest of your life and you must take medication for it. OR You can be depressed which is a phase. Don't get my wrong I'm not downplaying...
  7. Mortiferr

    What time did you wake up today?

    2:15AM :badwords: I was the doctor on call for the ER, and someone decided that they had to nearly die at 2:00AM. Why can't people hurt themselves at respectable times of day.
  8. Mortiferr

    Guy struggles to understand women's underwear

    What did I just watch?
  9. Mortiferr

    Star Trek: The Sexed Generation

    Oh my God :superlol: "so cocky" "about this long" "so big" "21 cm, oh that's good commander"
  10. Mortiferr

    Nickname

    I don't really have a nickname. I usually just get called by my name; Patrick. I've been called Pat before but I honestly hate it.
  11. Mortiferr

    Chit Chat Zone

    4568 pages, that's crazy!
  12. Mortiferr

    Question For The Males

    I don't see why not? I mean, if I liked her kids and I could handle kids, I think that would be fine. But I am a doctor and I don't really have time for kids at the moment. Maybe in the future.
  13. Mortiferr

    Dealing with flirting while in a relationship.

    I would just say that I'm already married and that usually does the trick.
  14. Mortiferr

    Your best friend

    I met my best friend when I was in highschool. And guess what, Now I'm married to her!
  15. Mortiferr

    If you Google your username...

    This is what I got:
  16. Mortiferr

    How To Hack Your Phone Charger

    That is incredible. The only thing is I'm too lazy.
  17. Mortiferr

    Atrium

    That's an impressive amount of posts for not that many members, which says quite a lot about the amount of members that are there. I'm signing up right now :)
  18. Mortiferr

    Great :)

    Great :)
  19. Mortiferr

    Was it right or wrong what I did?

    This is what I wish I would've done. In all honesty, if I had seen that, I would have more than likely done nothing. I would've worried about it for a second, but then I would have basically forgotten about it. But this is what I should have done.
  20. Mortiferr

    Question for the men

    Honestly, I could care less about how they dress, so long as they are themselves. If they are cross-dressing one day and then not the next day...I dislike that because it means they're fake.
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