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  1. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Post Wait Time

    Project Honeypot is a quality service, but Stop Forum Spam is an amateur hack of a website that requires absolutely no confirmation that the details manually submitted to the database are actually spambots. This means any corrupt admin can basically blacklist a person they simply do not like...
  2. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Not do for money?

    For $100 million? Just call me Deuce Bigalow.
  3. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Post Wait Time

    True story, and with KeyCaptcha there's no excuse for any admin to have to worry about spam bots. That service is a godsend.
  4. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Post Wait Time

    Thirty seconds is a bit high. I'm not keen on automated moderation, but if I was going to use it I'd set it for 10 seconds. That'd still frustrate the spammers, but give more flexibility for tweet size posting.
  5. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    What did you do today?

    Went to work Took a phone call about a new job that I've been wanting Got hired :clap: Gave notice
  6. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Persistent Men

    Can't say that I have. :|
  7. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Greetings!

    Chloroform! My favorite scent! How did you know?!
  8. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Phones morph into 'stun guns' and 'tricorders'

    Hook me up with a stun gun mobile!
  9. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Scariest experience

    You have no idea how many times I've asked myself the same thing. Fortunately, the route is 99% US highway that is mainly straight and only has one red light after leaving the interchange area until hitting the town I lived in.
  10. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Scariest experience

    Read my post again. I passed out near work. I was woke up by a police officer 30 minutes later, near home. I drove almost 30 miles... unconscious.
  11. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Scariest experience

    I had a thirty minute commute when I worked graveyard at a truck stop (hey, jobs were scarce and no righteous graveyards were available!), and I blacked out at the red light 2 blocks after leaving work and was woke up by a police officer tapping on my window at a red light a few blocks from home...
  12. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    How long?

    I've been on the internet long enough to know that primitive message boards are nothing like what people now conceive as a message board. uBB Threads is a common misconception as a primitive message board, but they are much older than graphical interfaces. I started out in the early 90's and...
  13. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Best Thrift Store Finds?

    A teddy bear never lies! :nono:
  14. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    I cut my dick off

    There won't be much heat in their moments after destroying their friction generators!
  15. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Cereal you grew up on?

    Count Chocula, Cocoa Puffs, Cocoa Pebbles (noticing a trend?) I still indulge in the occasional bowl of Cocoa Pebbles, but I'm more of a Golden Grahams teddy bear, now.
  16. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    I cut my dick off

    What's with the Bobbitizing trend?! :|
  17. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Interesting Scars

    2 scars come to mind, both received when I was about 4. You know, that magical time when you have both more energy and mobility than your parents. I have a scar right above my eyebrow from where I got wrapped up in some barbed wire that had come loose from a fence. I have a scar under my chin...
  18. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Best Thrift Store Finds?

    A half eaten Snickers bar in the bottom of a gym bag. There were hardly any ants on it at all, but they were delicious because they were covered in chocolate. :D
  19. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Not do for money?

    I wouldn't perform life saving measures for money. I'm not trained in the saving of lives, and if anything were to go wrong, it'd make for one hell of a liability lawsuit! I'm pretty sure good samaritan laws don't apply to those who are compensated for their work.
  20. Evil Teddy Bear of Doom

    Weirdest food that actually tastes nice?

    If you're feeling super adventurous, add in a dollop of whipped cream. I wasn't going to mention it because it's easy to go overboard on whipped cream because it's so freakin' delicious on its own, but too much whipped cream wrecks the flavor. A bit mixed in is great, though.
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