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  1. Rapunzel

    Ice Cream Zone of Silence!

    Lol Welcome back! Btw, is your returning a news scoop? hehehe
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    gerbils noms greens

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    Is the Glass Half Full or Half Empty?

  4. Rapunzel

    Is the Glass Half Full or Half Empty?

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    What Kind of Doctor Should You Be?

    You Would Be an Intuitive Doctor You Would Be an Intuitive Doctor Facts and figures matter to you, but you also tend to go with your intuition. As a doctor, you would shine when making difficult decisions - even when things weren't clear cut. You would be an insightful doctor right...
  6. Rapunzel

    What Madonna Song Are You?

    Me too!
  7. Rapunzel

    Vacation! Time off! WOot!

    Brilliant fun! Enjoy!
  8. Rapunzel

    hee hee hee

    A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, I've lost my grandpa! The cop asked, What's he like? The little boy replied, Crown Royal whiskey and women with big butts. The Cop almost fell over, he was laughing so hard...
  9. Rapunzel

    Grand National to be banned, after two horses died

    Hmmm, well Oscar had half persuaded me to vote BNP but I always feel that Emmeline Pankhurst suffered so much to give women the vote that I feel I ought to cast it wisely and voting for the Greens (my next choice) would be the equivalent of casting it away. Although I guess if the new style of...
  10. Rapunzel

    Top 5 crime drama's

    1. Criminal Minds 2. Midsomer Murders 3. Warehouse 13 4. CSI: New York 5. Life on Mars LOVE crime drama's. The other CSI's are good too and I also like Eureka, which is kind of a crime drama in a sci-fi/fan way.
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    Cat and dolphins playing together

    [font=Comic Sans MS]Your interspecies awww of the day.
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    Grand National to be banned, after two horses died

    Ha! They're Lib Dems with Tory hearts! I'm disgusted that they formed a coalition with the Tories! I played my vote. I voted Lib Dem to STOP the Tories getting in (as suggested by the local Lib Dem newspaper!). I didn't think they'd ever side with those bastards. I will NEVER vote Lib Dem again...
  13. Rapunzel

    Easter Egg Hunt!

    Yes and yes. My sister and I used to hide them around the garden for our kids when they were toddlers. Then my kids primary school used to have family treasure hunts where little easter eggs would be hidden around the school grounds and you would help your kids find them. A couple of the...
  14. Rapunzel

    New Dutch Website

    I haven't seen that for ages. I'd forgotten all about it! Thanks for sharing it and reminding me how much fun it is.
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    Doctor's Stories

    A man comes into the ER and yells, My wife's going to have her baby in the cab! I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs -- and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark...
  16. Rapunzel

    Why Parents Drink

    Why Parents Drink (this is an oldie but still funny) The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. Hello? Is...
  17. Rapunzel

    The First Time

    Okaaay...well that wont get you laid a second time!
  18. Rapunzel

    Easter Avatar Extravaganza!

    Thankyou Easter Eye and thankyou breezy squeezy Nebulous
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    Easter Avatar Extravaganza!

    [font=Comic Sans MS]Wishing you all a toadily Hoppy Easter.
  20. Rapunzel

    Fish

    Usually cod unless you specify something different. Tuna in lime. Yumm! A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman...
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