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  1. Rapunzel

    It's a beautiful day

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    Grand National to be banned, after two horses died

    It IS tragic, I agree. But that ban will never happen! Britain is run by the huntin', shootin', fishin' and fox huntin' brigade. They enjoy the bloodlust. They won't ban it!
  3. Rapunzel

    Katy Perry Or K$sha?

    ^^^^ what they said lol
  4. Rapunzel

    Japan: Tsunami warning issued after new earthquake

    The US is relatively sparsely populated. If Japan joined forces with the US they would make one super-country of awesome force and power.
  5. Rapunzel

    The First Time

    A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having sex. The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests. The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, Man oh Man I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin. The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks, Are you...
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    Food you hate that everyone loves..

    Ohhhhhhhhhhh............LOVE peanut butter! Especially the crunchy one! Mind you, I LOATHE marmite and bovril and you, being a flat-capped Northerner probably LOVE Marmite! I'm with you on chocolate spread, I'm not a fan. Also cheese. Cheese is okay. I can eat cheese. But only a...
  7. Rapunzel

    Star Wars dinner

  8. Rapunzel

    Don't fart in bed!

    Don't fart in bed! This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air...
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    Drums

    An anthropologist was assigned to Borneo, where he found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site he where he would make his collections. At noon on the second day of travel up the river they began to hear drums. What are those drums? asked the anthropologist, knowing...
  10. Rapunzel

    *groan* :p

    Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, I'm fed up...
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    Dog Fight

    Dog Fight At the height of the arms race, the Western World and Russians realised that, if they continued, they would someday end up destroying the world. So they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with a dogfight. The negotiators agreed that each country would take five...
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    Meanwhile In South Africa

    Meanwhile In South Africa Four friends go on holiday to South Africa - one English, one American, one French and one Chinese. While out trekking in the countryside they find some gold in the ground. The Frenchman, a geologist, realises that they have stumbled across a rich seam, suitable for...
  13. Rapunzel

    Oirish craic!

    Yup.
  14. Rapunzel

    A fly in the coffee

    How do you tell an Englishman apart from an Irishman and a Scot. You give them each a beer with a fly in it. The Englishman will flick 'im out. The Irishman will grab 'im by both wings and toss 'im out. The Scotsman will take 'im very carefully by both wings and squeeze 'im out over the mug.
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    A fly in the coffee

    A fly in the coffee What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup in a Middle Eastern cafe? The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage. The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee. The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee. The Russian...
  16. Rapunzel

    This one is cringeworthy . . .

    A man is sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rings. When he answers the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach is standing there. The cockroach immediately punches him between the eyes and scampers off. The next evening, the man is sitting at home when the doorbell rings. When he...
  17. Rapunzel

    Helicopter ride.

    Morris and his wife Esther went to the local air show every year, and every year Morris would say, Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter. Esther always replied, I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is £50 quid........And £50 quid is £50 quid. One year when Esther and...
  18. Rapunzel

    Oirish craic!

    An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot. So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. Incrediblehe says, there is a £20 note lodged up here. Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's...
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    The Penance

    As soon as she had finished convent school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer in show business. Eventually she returned to her home town for a visit and on a Saturday night...
  20. Rapunzel

    What's Your Word?

    Another new one! Your Word is Love You see life as possibility to form deep connections with a few people. Relationships are the center of your world, and you always take time to bond with those you love. You are caring and giving. You enjoy helping those you love. And when it...
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