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  1. Rapunzel

    Long or Short Hair?

    Hasta be lonnnnnnnnnnnnggg hair!
  2. Rapunzel

    The stuttering kitten

    It's just a joke, it's not real.
  3. Rapunzel

    The stuttering kitten

    A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter.” A little girl raises her hand. saying, “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become...
  4. Rapunzel

    Favourite sex positions.

    Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best. I don't think I have ever heard of that one, said the other cowboy. What is it? Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her...
  5. Rapunzel

    FOOLPROOF SCHEME

    Housework was a woman's job in the family ... but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! It turns out that Ralph had read an article that...
  6. Rapunzel

    IT ALL COMES DOWN TO MONEY

    A man walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, 'Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100? 'Are you nuts?!!!' she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. 'Would you let...
  7. Rapunzel

    Life's like that . . .

    She is. Her life is like a pretzel. Well, I liked it.
  8. Rapunzel

    Life's like that . . .

  9. Rapunzel

    What Are You Currently Reading?

    Off Topix.
  10. Rapunzel

    Indian Wall of Death for Divali

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QcdlGjAP0xs#at=13
  11. Rapunzel

    spider-web trees

    TREES COCOONED IN SPIDERS WEBS, AN UNEXPECTED SIDE EFFECT OF THE FLOODING IN SINDH, PAKISTAN An unexpected side-effect of the flooding in parts of Pakistan has been that millions of spiders climbed up into the trees to escape the rising flood waters. Because of the scale of the flooding...
  12. Rapunzel

    New Company Promises to Give You a Pretend Facebook Girlfriend

    And so the smart-dumb balance is restored!
  13. Rapunzel

    OMG! Online abbreviations make the OED

    [font=Comic Sans MS]Text talk is practically banned on most forums?? OMG!
  14. Rapunzel

    New Skin Added

    LOVING the new look! Love the random quotes too! How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. hehehehehe
  15. Rapunzel

    The rodeo position

    Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best. I don't think I have ever heard of that one, said the other cowboy. What is it? Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from...
  16. Rapunzel

    True love

    A man is sitting at home on the veranda having drinks with his wife and he says, “I love you.” She asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?” He replies, “It’s me….. talking to the beer.”
  17. Rapunzel

    OMG! Online abbreviations make the OED

    Lol. It wouldn't if you saw it!
  18. Rapunzel

    THE HOOKUP

    A man and a woman met at a bar. They chatted, flirted and started getting along really rather well. One thing led to another and they eventually retired to her place for a drink. Some drinks later, the man took off his shirt and immediately washed his hands. He then took off his socks and...
  19. Rapunzel

    Anti-spam Questions during registration

    That sum could actually be read different ways to get different answers. So you still could get it wrong. 2+2=4 -1=3 +4=7 x2=14 -10=4 or 2+2=4 -1=3 + (4x2)=8 therefore 3+8=11 -10=1 Personally I hate those 'captcha' words, which are usually nonsensical, and which always take...
  20. Rapunzel

    Time of year

    And autumn.
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