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  1. Rapunzel

    Time of year

    Spring. It's springy.
  2. Rapunzel

    Lent

    Cigarettes.
  3. Rapunzel

    Cigarettes

    No I don't. My daughter is a chronic asthmatic so I don't let anyone smoke in my house either.
  4. Rapunzel

    Oh dear!

  5. Rapunzel

    IT guys

    [font=Comic Sans MS]Two Information Technology geeks were chatting in a pub after work. Guess what, mate, says the first IT guy, yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar. What did you do? says the other IT guy. Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we...
  6. Rapunzel

    Traffic cameras

    A man was driving through town, when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but...
  7. Rapunzel

    Love is blind

    [font=Comic Sans MS]This guy is Alvaro Alfonso de Miranda Neto: He was married to — this woman. Her name is Cibele Dorsa. She is a Brazilian swimsuit, Victoria ‘s Secret, and Playboy model. He divorced her because he fell in love with this woman: Those...
  8. Rapunzel

    THE THIMBLE

    One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, My dear child, why are you crying? The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her...
  9. Rapunzel

    Stallion Semen Served Up in New Zealand as New Energy Drink

    http://offtopix.com/topic/773-beat-that-pic/page__pid__207586__st__760#entry207586
  10. Rapunzel

    Ouch . . . funny trick!

    No, sorry Jazzy. I post so much stuff that I don't know where it would be by now. I've tried to find it in my pictures folder as I usually keep stuff there, but it's very disorganised and I could well have given it a different name! Duh!
  11. Rapunzel

    Ouch . . . funny trick!

    Sorry guys, I can't find the original image. The moral of this story is that you should have read it when I posted it two months ago!
  12. Rapunzel

    MURDER FOR HIRE

    Warning: This is a terrible, terrible joke! GROAN! Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A...
  13. Rapunzel

    Jet fuel

    Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Philadelphia. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, Man, I wish we had something to drink! Jim says, Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel...
  14. Rapunzel

    Winking

    A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally...
  15. Rapunzel

    The spoon

    Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, ‘Antonio’s Place,’ and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in...
  16. Rapunzel

    Household duties

    Three men were sitting together talking about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their home. He said he had to repeat this for a...
  17. Rapunzel

    The cat with the loudest purr

    Well I couldn't have a phone conversation if a Boeing 737 sounded as if it was about to land right next to me! Cute puddy tat.
  18. Rapunzel

    After Quake, Woman Left Voice Mail: 'I Don't Think I'm Going to Make It'

    Shocking! (Pun not intended).
  19. Rapunzel

    Farscape

    Yeah, I watched them all. I liked the guy with the long red tentacles, I forget his name. Was he a leviathan? No, maybe that was the ship. Sorry, I'm tired and it was a long time ago. The astronaut and the feisty girl with the long black hair went on to appear in Stargate:Atlantis, I think it...
  20. Rapunzel

    Jerusalem

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