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  1. Rapunzel

    School behaviour problems.

    So it's the end of the school summer holidays and back to work tomorrow. One of the major problems in schools is behavioural problems. How do you feel behavioural problems are dealt with? What kind of discipline do you think works well and what disciplines have you seen that you feel are just...
  2. Rapunzel

    Just to let you know...

    Hmmm....so anyway, I have to have an operation. The doctor said he's going to fit me in asap, but it will probably be September. I'm going to see the anaesthetist later on today and he will probably give me an exact date. I have to stay in intensive care for 24 hours after the op, then in the...
  3. Rapunzel

    Stuntman dies after 200ft fall at airshow

    A stuntman died after falling 200 ft when a ‘wing walking’ trick went wrong in front of thousands of people at an air show in Michigan, US, on Sunday. The crowd of 75,000 thought the plunge was part of the stunt on the airstrip at Selfridge Air National Guard Base, Michigan...
  4. Rapunzel

    HUNGRY?

    A woman asks her husband, Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee? He declines. Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra, he says. It's really taken the edge off my appetite. At lunchtime she again asked if he...
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    Red Arrow Jet Crashes In Bournemouth, Dorset, UK

    A Red Arrow jet has crashed near Bournemouth airport as the annual air festival took place. A Twitter account for the Bournemouth Air Festival said: We are aware of the situation with the Red Arrows - will update you accordingly. Police have confirmed they are dealing with an incident in...
  6. Rapunzel

    Damsel

    A maiden was renowned throughout the kingdom for her beauty. One day, the queen learned of her. Being envious, she threw the maiden into the dungeon. And the queen made her wear an ugly, ugly dress. Every day, she saw knights riding past. She called for help, but they were repulsed by the...
  7. Rapunzel

    2nd Teen In Weeks Survives Golden Gate Bridge Jump

    Unknown If 16-Year-Old Jumped Or Fell SAN FRANCISCO -- A 16-year-old girl became the second person in five weeks to survive a plunge from San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge - a 220-foot drop that is almost always fatal. The unidentified teen lived through the drop Sunday and the 20 minutes...
  8. Rapunzel

    Man Wakes Up From Bender With Financial Problems Solved

    Taylor says he has “absolutely no idea” how he paid off the remainder of his student loans while blackout drunk. EUGENE, OR—Though he has only the haziest memories of what happened between the time he left work Friday evening and woke up late Sunday afternoon, marketing...
  9. Rapunzel

    Killer biscuits wanted for attempted murder

  10. Rapunzel

    This makes you think

  11. Rapunzel

    Frisky dolphin

    Very randy Bottlenose Dolphin near East Caicos, Turks & Caicos Islands encountered on a staff day out from Big Blue Unlimited... Apparently dolphins and humans are the only mammals who have sex for fun.
  12. Rapunzel

    Romantic texts

  13. Rapunzel

    This is an underwater river in Mexico.

    The river is made of hydrogen sulfide. As hydrogen sulfide is much denser than water, it stays at the bottom and creates its own river. However, hydrogen sulfide is classified as a level 4 in the MSDS, and is very dangerous. Definitely not something you want to go take a dip in.
  14. Rapunzel

    gerbils noms greens

  15. Rapunzel

    hee hee hee

    A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, I've lost my grandpa! The cop asked, What's he like? The little boy replied, Crown Royal whiskey and women with big butts. The Cop almost fell over, he was laughing so hard...
  16. Rapunzel

    Cat and dolphins playing together

    [font=Comic Sans MS]Your interspecies awww of the day.
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    Doctor's Stories

    A man comes into the ER and yells, My wife's going to have her baby in the cab! I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs -- and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark...
  18. Rapunzel

    Why Parents Drink

    Why Parents Drink (this is an oldie but still funny) The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. Hello? Is...
  19. Rapunzel

    It's a beautiful day

  20. Rapunzel

    The First Time

    A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having sex. The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests. The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, Man oh Man I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin. The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks, Are you...
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