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911 Call

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There was a blonde that lived in a small house on the corner of 4th Avenue.



She had a small shed in her backyard where she kept gardening tools. One day, she thought she saw smoke coming out of the roof of the shed.



In a panic she called 911. They answered and said This is Nebulous, is there an emergency?



The blonde replied Yes my shed is on fire!!! Nebulous said, Don't panic help in on the way...where do you live?



The blonde said, IN A HOUSE, NOW HURRY!!



Nebulous calmly responded back, How are we supposed to get there?



The blonde answered back, DUH!!! A BIG RED TRUCK!
 
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Nice one XD
 
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