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A fly in the coffee

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A fly in the coffee



What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup in a Middle Eastern cafe?



The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.



The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.



The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.



The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.



The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.



The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, The Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli why he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.
 
How do you tell an Englishman apart from an Irishman and a Scot. You give them each a beer with a fly in it. The Englishman will flick 'im out. The Irishman will grab 'im by both wings and toss 'im out. The Scotsman will take 'im very carefully by both wings and squeeze 'im out over the mug.

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