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Annoying Child

The Dragon Master

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There's this kid that we pick up when my sister finishes school, since his mother takes my sister to school on a morning, and he is the most annoying child I have ever met.



He started to walk in front of me, deliberately, and then started to slow down, to slow me down. Every time I tried to get past, he moved to stay in front of me. It got to the point in which I ended up tripping him up accidentally since he was right in front of me. He then decided that I had done it on purpose, despite me saying that it was going to end up happening and I told him to pack it in. Then further down the path, he went behind me and started kicking me in the leg/ankle to try and trip me up. Now I have a massive bruise on my leg below my knee from where he was kicking me. This isn't the first time he's done stuff like this. He's called me names like shithead (he was 5 when he called me this), slapped me, and generally wound me up. Even when you say something to his mother, she only tells him off half heartedly. If left to her own devices she would ignore him and not punish the little rat.



Does anyone know a child like this? Or seen one like this?
 
So... what exactly is stopping you from kicking him in the arse? (Well whaddaya know, FF doesn't know arse.)

Doesn't have to be hard...

The Dragon Master said:
Does anyone know a child like this? Or seen one like this?
Not that I remember
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Evil Eye said:
So... what exactly is stopping you from kicking him in the arse? (Well whaddaya know, FF doesn't know arse.)

Doesn't have to be hard...

Not that I remember
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He's a kid. He's like 11 and I'm nearly 20, if he was older then I'd kick his arse.
 
Gotta command some fear, Dragon!

(And, as I said, doesn't have to be hard, just a little push
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Evil Eye said:
Gotta command some fear, Dragon!

(And, as I said, doesn't have to be hard, just a little push
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I only have to see him for another week or so then I bugger off back up North. We don't have to pick him up next year since he changes school.
 
Shame on you for letting a little kid walk right over you!



(Look, look, I'm living up to my name
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The one I know is worse and he's only three! You can read about him here.
 
The Dragon Master said:
I remember that one.... I hate kids like this
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Me too and the good news is he's NOT coming back to my house. His mother stopped by yesterday without the nasty little brat.
 
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