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Arrested After Urinating In Florida Hotel Ice Machine

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/22/andrew-wood-urinated_n_7117634.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

A British man vacationing in Orlando, Florida, got a chance to tour the local jail after he allegedly urinated in the ice machine at his hotel.

Andrew Wood, 41, was arrested early Tuesday morning after a security officer at the Hard Rock Hotel reported a very intoxicated man in the lobby.

The security guard told police he had seen Woof whizzing into the ice machine, but said the suspect refused several times to identify himself or the room, ClickOrlando.com reports.


The guard gave Wood the option of staying in his room for the night, the suspect refused, which is when the police were called.

Responding officers said Wood smelled of alcohol and kept making random outbursts, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

Wood was arrested for disorderly conduct and taken to the Orange County Jail where he reportedly continued to be disruptive, according to the Daily Mail.

Wood pleaded guilty to the misdemeanor on Tuesday and was sentenced to a day in jail and a $500 fine, the Sentinel reports.

Rooms at the Orlando Hard Rock Hotel average nearly $300 a night. The Orange County Jail is free, but it's invite-only.

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I'm pretty sure that's a fairly common occurrence when someone's had waaaay too much to drink; my mother tells a story of the night she found my father taking a piss out their bedroom window *like* it was a perfectly normal thing. One guy I'd been with for years got up in the middle of the night and instead of walking out our bedroom door, taking 5 steps and making the right into the bathroom,

just peed in the bedroom corner, instead. He had no idea he was doing it and didn't remember doing it the next day, so he had to simply take my word for it while cleaning up the mess on/in the carpet and that had streamed down the walls.
 

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