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What is the most annoying thing about babies?

What’s the best way to stop a baby from crying?

In what ways are babies stressful?

What are the most amazing things about babies?

If you had a baby are you glad they're not a baby anymore?

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What is the most annoying thing about babies?
The crying
What’s the best way to stop a baby from crying?
Screaming at them loudly...lol, j/k, figuring out the reason they're crying and addressing that need.
In what ways are babies stressful?
SLEEP! SLEEP YOU LITTLE BASTARD!
What are the most amazing things about babies?
One minute they're the size of your shoe, the next they're up to your waist. Those things GROW!!!
If you had a baby are you glad they're not a baby anymore?

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Never had my own (thankfully, that kid would be destroyed), but my sister's partner has lived with us since her daughter was born, so pretty much had a kid from day one, even if more passive than active. Glad she's 5 now :)
 
Most annoying: the crying

Best way to stop a baby from crying: no idea

In what ways are they stressful: THE CRYING, being completely dependant on an adult to survive.

Most amazing thing: Not sure... (sorry, I really really dislike babies) :ninja:

I've never had a baby and it's probably a good thing. The crying triggers me in ways I cannot describe. Just being around my sister's kids a few times a year has been enough for me.
 
What is the most annoying thing about babies?
Not sure i don't think there is anything
What’s the best way to stop a baby from crying?
Babies need the attention for many reason so they cry when they're hungry, tired, uncomfortable, sick so check one of this and will stop crying
In what ways are babies stressful?
I don't think there is anything
What are the most amazing things about babies?
Babies don't need much if are fed and clean and feel safe and loved that's all they need
If you had a baby are you glad they're not a baby anymore?

:baby:
In one way yes but the older they get it is harder
 
What’s the best way to stop a baby from crying?
Be the horse whisperer. Acknowledge the baby has a reason to cry, try to find the reason. Sometimes it can be fixed. But don't try to invalidate the baby's feelings, and you can't always fix it.
I've found this works on people of all ages.
 
What is the most annoying thing about babies?

Crying and shitting

What’s the best way to stop a baby from crying?

Make funny noises

In what ways are babies stressful?

The responsibility of someone totally dependent on you

What are the most amazing things about babies?

When they are cute

If you had a baby are you glad they're not a baby anymore?

Never had a baby

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What is the most annoying thing about babies? Everything. I really don't like children at all.
 
What is the most annoying thing about babies?

Diaper changes and having to learn their tendencies of asking for what they need by specific kinds of cries

What’s the best way to stop a baby from crying?

Music/singing to them, holding them and handing them an object of value

In what ways are babies stressful?

I would say being worried over their health a lot and having to take them everywhere. Not wanting to ever put them in anyone else's care
because you would have to trust someone with your baby's life, but also needing to so you can do some things on your own.

What are the most amazing things about babies?

Their wonder about life. Full of love. No cares in the world they are learning everything for the very first time. Completely unaltered by society and treatment.
But also the way they can pick up on emotions so fast, they can actually be so caring, but can't really process what's going on yet.

If you had a baby are you glad they're not a baby anymore?

:baby:

Don't have one yet but I just know I'm gonna be sooo upset. :(
But luckily I don't have to prepare for the transition for a long time! I'll definitely be cherishing every single moment.
 
My biggest complaint is that they go through periods where they won't sleep. Another thing that goes along with them not sleeping are the constant tantrums some (not all babies) will throw.
 
What is the most annoying thing about babies?

What’s the best way to stop a baby from crying?

In what ways are babies stressful?

What are the most amazing things about babies?

If you had a baby are you glad they're not a baby anymore?

:baby:
Annoying? Ill-timed diaper changes.

Stop a baby from crying? Pop a boob in its mouth (my wife breastfed)

Too many to count, but still less so than teenagers. In fact, I would say that maybe 5-12 were the best years.

They seem so cute and helpless yet you know someday they will be doing exciting things in the world (mine is involved in computer chip design).

Mixed feelings. As a baby he was always there and close to us. Between physical distance and some family tensions a few years ago, we aren't that close anymore now that he's married and in a career. OTOH, both he and we have a lot more independence.
 

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