Bad hair, soft focus, lots of leather and FAR too much flesh: Here's what happens when glamour model

[Jazzy]

A leather-clad grandmother pouts and clutches a pair of handcuffs, while a sword-wielding plus-sized princess flashes a full foot of cleavage.



Elsewhere a shirtless father clutches a rifle in one hand and his toddler son in the other.



These are just a few of the funny, bizarre and truly terrifying bad glamour shots going viral online.



A common theme in these ridiculous snaps is a love of all things leather - particularly if it's pressed against naked, and aging, flesh.



Accessories are also a bonus, especially if they're potentially deadly.



Guns and swords are a popular prop for bad glamour photographers.



One model even posed with a giant crossbow in one hand and his semi-naked partner in the other.



And when it comes to hair, bigger is definitely better.



Blow-drying is a must and there are bonus points for backcombing.



Wigs are only acceptable if they enhance they are cheap, ill-fitting and obvious.



See pictures: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...mour-modelling-goes-wrong-.html#ixzz1tuCbileN



Must say some of these pictures really made me crack up!

 

[spleenbegone]

Oh god, they found my family photo album!

 

[Sinon]

With the exception of the first, those are awful. The woman in the first photo could easily be depicted better without leading forward. And lose the aluminum sword.