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Banished to an island

Jazzy

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You have been banished to an island but can take three things, what are they?
 
You have been banished to an island but can take three things, what are they?

My most honest and sincere answer would be that I'd take my pistol as a last resort. Because if things went badly like starvation, dehydration and waterborne disease, and exposure. I'd rather eat a bullet then die like that. Not to mention, what if there is a hostile tribe on the island that would kill me? I'd want a quick way out.
 
My girlfriend, a knife and footwear.

Not bad. I'd love to take my girlfriend and my kids and go live on a tropical island away from society and just retire. It sucks having to sell 9 hours per day of my life to somebody just for a shit amount of cash every week.
 
Satellite phone
Solar charger to power said phone.
A good knife.

I’d call someone whose phone number I have memorized and let them know my situation. I’d have them contact someone who can help track my phone and find my location such as the Navy.

I’d keep the phone charged so I wouldn’t miss any communications and I could let people know I’m still ok.

The knife is all I need for survival after that. I can use it to make rope, shelter, hunt and fish, etc. Then I just sit back and enjoy my tropical vacation until I see the rescue ship.
 
Not bad. I'd love to take my girlfriend and my kids and go live on a tropical island away from society and just retire. It sucks having to sell 9 hours per day of my life to somebody just for a shit amount of cash every week.
Yes sir, could you imagine just you, the family and a lovely tropical island.
 
Not bad. I'd love to take my girlfriend and my kids and go live on a tropical island away from society and just retire. It sucks having to sell 9 hours per day of my life to somebody just for a shit amount of cash every week.
That's my retirement dream. Just head off to a tropical island and enjoy the last few years of my life. I'm not suffering in the cold in the UK when I'm old lmao.

If I was banished to an island, I would take a radio, a knife, and some matches.
 
That's my retirement dream. Just head off to a tropical island and enjoy the last few years of my life.

I could live on an island with a bunch of women. Just look at how happy this guy is.

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Ah, Dan Bliz..something. I follow him on Twitter just to see what he's up to. No idea if the girls are being paid to be there or not but must be fun to be him.
 
Himmler, Hitler and a shipping container full of beer. I know what you're thinking, alcohol is bad for you, but on an island, it's just a refreshment.
 
If I were in this situation, I would bring a knife, a tent, and a cooking pot.
 
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