Benefits of befriending you?

[Nebulous]

What are some of the benefits & perks of being your friend?

 

[Dee]

I am a loyal friend who is trustworthy and will respect you as long as you respect me. I consider myself funny, so that might be a perk if you like to laugh.

 

[DrLeftover]

I own a lot of tools, and know how to use them.

And I can cook as well.

 

[Nebulous]

I've always got pot rag: and Monster cookies.

You're on a roll today!