'Bigfoot is a direct relative of man and had sex with human females 15,000 years ago': Geneticist cl

[Jazzy]

Bigfoot is not only real and living among us, but he is a direct relative of man and had sex with human females 15,000 years ago - according to a new scientific study using 'real' DNA samples.



The report by Texan researcher Dr. Melba S. Ketchum is apparently the result of five years of work by her firm, DNA Diagnostics and concludes that the legendary Sasquatch is a missing link that arose approximately 15,000 years ago.



However, Dr. Ketchum has presented no evidence yet for her potentially momentous findings nor has she had her work reviewed by peers in the scientific community - both standard procedures to follow before announcing spectacular claims.



Dr. Ketchum, a veterinarian- researcher claims to have discovered the genetic proof that shows the mythic Bigfoot is indeed a human hybrid, descended from human women who mated with men of 'an unknown hominin species.'



According to a statement released on Saturday, Dr. Ketchum said that the mitochondrial DNA in the samples, which she apparently obtained from leftover blueberry bagels eaten by a family of 10 bigfoot's who live in Michigan, show clear evidence of genetic mixing.



The 'nuclear DNA samples' - the blueprint that mixes genetic material of both parents, shows that bigfoot's have human nuclear DNA and 'novel hon-human sequence.'



'Genetically, the Sasquatch are a human hybrid with unambiguously modern human maternal ancestry,' Ketchum said in the statement.

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My comment:

What's yours?

 

[wirelessguru1]

Yep. I have another thread here dedicated to big foot...

 

[Jazzy]

She can't produce any evidence. Oh my, wonder why that is?

 

[Evil Eye]

Uhuh... suuuuure.

 

[wirelessguru1]

Well, there is DNA evidence now from the hair found from the Russian big foot, etc...so it is not just the North American big foot...

 

[Sinon]

Dr. Ketchum? I knew it. Pokemon is slowly coming true.