Bumper Stickers #1

[JasonBegheFanGirl]

I love animals, they taste great.



EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.



Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.



Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.



The gene pool could use a little chlorine.



Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.



He who laughs last thinks slowest!



Give me ambiguity or give me something else.



A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.



Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

 

[Jazzy]

Funny bumper stickers #2

 

[JasonBegheFanGirl]

Bumper Stickers #3



If you are psychic - think HONK



If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!



You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!



Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!



You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!



Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.



My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom



Grow your own dope, plant a man.



All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets



Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

 

[Jazzy]

Bumper Stickers #4

 

[Evil Eye]