CDC's Zombie Plan

[Evil Eye]

The Centres for Disease Control and Prevention has put up a page for the zombie apocalypse!

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp



http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2011/05/21/nr.cdc.zombie.action.plan.cnn

 

[The Dragon Master]

Pfft, all we need are Claire, Leon, Chris and Jill. They'll sort this stuff out

AIM FOR THE HEAD!

 

[Evil Eye]

We'll need a lot of them

 

[The Dragon Master]

Perhaps a nuclear missile?

 

[Evil Eye]

I thought zombies survived those?

 

[The Dragon Master]

Atomic bomb?

 

[Flurry]

I thought zombies survived those?

I honestly doubt they could survive it. I've never heard of anything short of Superman, or some kind of Immortal that could survive it. And the CDC doing something like this. I think damages their credibility somewhat.

 

[Evil Eye]

You'd probably kill more humans than zombies...

 

[The Dragon Master]

Prevention of the spread of disease

 

[Evil Eye]

Right!

 

[Flurry]

You'd probably kill more humans than zombies...

Are you trying to imply something here!?

 

[Evil Eye]

Are you trying to imply something here!?

What do you think I'm implying?