Cornival

[Corleone]

Tell corny jokes you know.



A font walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, we don’t serve your type here.” and he called the Serif.

 

[hotspot]

I made these two jokes.



This joke is PG 13

Spoiler

A straight guy & a gay guy are walking along a boardwalk, they see a muscular man walk by. The straight guy says Oh look at that guy, he's really buff! I wish I could look like that. Look at his rock hard abs! The gay guy says Wow! That's not the only thing that is rock hard right now!

I made this joke up, but according to my friend. It isn't good enough, but it'd be nice if someone says what should be different to make it funny.

Spoiler

So, two guys are sitting down eating at a resturaunt. Then all of a sudden a guy on fire starts running around saying I'm on fire, I'm on fire!!! HELP!!!

So one guy says to the other guy, he's hot!

 

[Sam.]

I made these two jokes.



This joke is PG 13

Spoiler

A straight guy & a gay guy are walking along a boardwalk, they see a muscular man walk by. The straight guy says Oh look at that guy, he's really buff! I wish I could look like that. Look at his rock hard abs! The gay guy says Wow! That's not the only thing that is rock hard right now!

I made this joke up, but according to my friend. It isn't good enough, but it'd be nice if someone says what should be different to make it funny.

Spoiler

So, two guys are sitting down eating at a resturaunt. Then all of a sudden a guy on fire starts running around saying I'm on fire, I'm on fire!!! HELP!!!

So one guy says to the other guy, he's hot!

The first one is actually quite funny, and the second one is really corny.

 

[Corleone]

They're gay. lol Get it?

 

[nolvorite]

i'm not going to say anything and y'all are going to laugh