Daytime Court Shows

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Do you watch those day time court shows?



(example: Judge Judy, Divorce Court, Judge Nebulous Brown, Judge Mathis, The People's Court)

 

[Raven]

Judge Judy makes me laugh!

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

She is a total b**ch

 

[Jazzy]

Judge Judy and I would never want to have to go in front of that pit bull

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

I like Divorce court. Its funny what people get divorced over.

One time it was because the husband kept eating all the M&Ms out of the trail mix.

 

[Corleone]

I watch The People's Court. Or... Judge Nebulous Brown.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

I'd sooner impale my eyeballs with red-hot branding irons, get a haircut using a John Deere tractor mowing over my head, and slice off my throttle hand with a rusty machette than to spend 6 seconds of my life watching a single one of those idiotic, pointless shows.

Lets make it a reality. I have some hot branding irons, a rusty machette and a john deere tractor. I also have a TV with Judge Judy playing.



So whats it going to be.. Door number one or door number two.