Deliberately mispronounce?

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

What word do you like to deliberately mispronounce?

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[Jazzy]

I have a southern accent so a lot of the words I say sound like I'm deliberately mispronouncing them. The typical y'all ( you all ) is a good example. Another one that my friends make fun of is schetti (spaghetti). I could go on and on but I'll stop here.

 

[DrLeftover]

I'm not sure I deliberately mispronounce anything important.

My speech pattern is bad enough I don't have to work at making it worse.

 

[Jazzy]

many a times ive mispelled the word cancelled a lot.
ie;
cancleled or canselled

And...this one... misspelled

 

[Dee]

Target = tar-jay

Garbage = Gar-bajjjj

I'm trying to think of more words, but I can't really. xD

 

[beowulf]

spatula, professional and pocket (spat-lee-uh, pro-fess-knee-all and potch-it)

long story that im not going to go into, especially as it wouldnt mean anything at all to a non brit

 

[Mike]

As someone who speaks proper English (UK), I'm sure I deliberately mispronounce a lot of words to you all

 

[beowulf]

As someone who speaks proper English (UK),

al-u-min-ee-um comes to mind