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Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!

What kind of nuts always seem to have a cold?
Cashews!

What’s a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A blood orange!

Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit?
Because it was cultured!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

Why did the steak introduce itself to the salad?
Because it was a meat and greet!

Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!


 
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