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Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
What kind of nuts always seem to have a cold?
Cashews!
What’s a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A blood orange!
Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit?
Because it was cultured!
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
Why did the steak introduce itself to the salad?
Because it was a meat and greet!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
What kind of nuts always seem to have a cold?
Cashews!
What’s a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A blood orange!
Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit?
Because it was cultured!
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
Why did the steak introduce itself to the salad?
Because it was a meat and greet!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
