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Desperately seeking urinating kisser

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A woman is trying to trace a man she kissed on New Year's Eve - despite the fact he accidentally urinated on her.

She has posted a personal ad on Craigslist to find the man who kissed her in the street in Bloomington, Indiana.

The woman says the man was 5ft 8ins tall, scruffy and wearing glasses. She had asked him for a light and he kissed her when she started to cry during the countdown to midnight.

"After a minute I felt something warm and realised that you p***ed yourself," the 25-year-old wrote in a post titled 'We kissed at midnight then you ran away!'.

"I pushed you away and that's when you ran but I wish you had stayed. You peed on me but it's OK! I just want to know who you are!"

The woman added she would know a reply was legitimate if the person could tell her why she was crying that night.

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I'd be pissed if this happened to me! :lol:
 
You peed on me but it's OK!

Sounds like something I'd tell my future teenage child to remind them no matter how dark and edgy they think they are, they used to eat mud and giggle when they poop
 
Lol, good luck to her finding her urinating knight in shining armor.
 

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