Dirty Jokes in Kids Movies

[Randy]

What's are some of the dirtiest jokes you know from a kids movie?



Here's some other people out there have caught:

Aladdin and the King of Thieves - After the wedding pavilion was shaking the Genie says "I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon."

The movie Hook, Peter Pan (Robin Williams) calls Roofio a "Nearsighted Gynecologist"

In Cars, Lightning McQueen has two female cars flash their headlights at him.

"How the Grinch Stole Christmas (the one with Jim Carrey)", flashback scene about where babies come from:
stork leaves baby on front step at night
father exits house to get newspaper, sees baby
Father: Hmm? Oh, honey our baby's here...looks just like your boss!

In Monster House:
"And the chandelier must be the uvula."
"Oh, so it's a girl house!"

My favorite one is Toy Story 2, near the end when Jessie (cowgirl, Joan Cusack's character) pulls off an awesome trick with the racecar track, and Buzz is so "impressed" that his wings POP out with a little "boing-oing-oing" while he just stares at her.

Robots: "Making the baby's the fun part"

Rocko working as a phone sex operator.

In The Goonies the pirate is called One-Eyed Willie.

 

[Jazzy]

I don't know any.

To be honest, the ones quoted I highly doubt a kid would even pay attention to let alone understand.

 

[Nebulous]

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Yeah these kids movies are very good at subtlety.

 

[Evil Eye]

To be honest, the ones quoted I highly doubt a kid would even pay attention to let alone understand.

I think that's the point.

 

[DrLeftover]

You should ask a parent of a five year old if they let fly with something like that from one of these shows in the middle of the supermarket sometime.