Discovers Wonders Of Nature while stoned

[Nebulous]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/06/stoned-guy-grasshopper_n_6423372.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U_dxNRqSCw

Sometimes, nature can be confusing and scary, especially if you're stoned out of your mind.

In a video uploaded to YouTube on Monday by user Dave Wisniewski, our brave adventurer discovers a new insect ("monster grasshopper"). But little did our high friend know, he was about to witness the wonder and brutality of nature first hand.

We'll let our hero explain, via YouTube:

This is freaking insane. I got really baked then check out what I just caught on video. So I'm walking out front, taking out the recyclables when I see this huge fluttering out of the corner of my eye. I thought it was a hummingbird but it was down low by the wall it turns out it was a monster grasshopper I think. So I start to record to see how close of a picture I can get and it flies away. Once airborne A bird dives and out of nowhere and snatches it in mid air. It scared the shit out of me. Man that was nuts!

Other words to describe the encounter include: dope, dank, rad, baller, [10], sick yeah, #rekt, blaze, swag, 420, and SWED.

Thoughts?

 

[Nebulous]

Hell, I would have been amazed at a bird grabbing that grasshopper even if I was sober.