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Doggie Pooh

Corleone

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Have you ever stepped in dog poop? Today, I experienced such a dreadful adventure with dog pooh. I was playing football in the backyard with a neighbor, and then I started smelling something that smelled really bad--that's when my stomach dropped. I knew I had dog crap on my shoes, and sure enough, when I pulled my shoe up and looked at it, dog poop was all over my shoes. So... I told him I had to go clean my shoes--for the next 45 minutes, I was using gloves, water, toothpicks, a toothbrush, and a hammer to get to poop off. My shoes had a design on the bottom of them so it was all up in the design and that is why it took so long. Needless to say, the shoes survived and I didn't kill my dog.

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I wouldn't care, except most of my shoes don't cover all my foot. So. Yes. Poor Jughead. XD
 
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What a weird question..

Yes I have.



One time It was when I was in school. I had smeared all over the carpet at my desk. I started noticing a smell. I asked the kids next to me what it was. One said Its you!!! and I was like What are you talking about? then they pointed at the floor. The teacher told me to leave to go wash my shoes and they had to have the carpets cleaned. We finished our class in the library because the teacher could not stand the smell. It was embarrassing.
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Oh I have a funny story.. One time when I was younger.. My mom was standing in my door way of my room talking to me and she noticed a little thing on the floor (it was a little piece of poop from our small dog).. She picked it up not thinking it could be poop and when she realized she dropped it, screamed, and ran into the bathroom to scrub her hands.

It was sooooooooo funny.
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Kaczynski said:
I wouldn't care, except most of my shoes don't cover all my foot. So. Yes. Poor Jughead. XD



Haha. My shoes are all like that, too. And it was that way the one time I stepped in dog poop, too. D= It was pretty awful, but it was also a long time ago.



Most of the time that I've stepped in poop, it was from my cat. She also barfs sometimes and I step in it. It's pretty gross because when it happens, I'm in my house and therefore I'm barefoot.
 
Actually it'd probably be easier washing your feet than washing your shoes...it's just grosser I guess.



Like Jughead's shoes have those ridgey things, they're a bitch to clean. Especially tried mud. You literally need a whole garage full of tools for that.
 
A hammer, huh?!
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Interesting!
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Yes I have stepped in DOGGIE POO!
 
Yeah I have, lots of times
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I hate it especially if you are walking to work or something and you stand on dog poop
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