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Doubt anyone else

well.. has anyone else ever occidentally reversed a pick-up truck over the side of a cliff into a lake before????
anyone????
anyone at all????
 
I was transported with my canister vacuum and the hose that was attached to my.....
wait..... never mind..O.o
 
seasidemike said:
well.. has anyone else ever occidentally reversed a pick-up truck over the side of a cliff into a lake before????
anyone????
anyone at all????

Jazzy said:
Transport a man along with his canister vacuum and the hose that was attached to his penis.

Can't say I have ever done any of these.

Let me think of one... :|

Has anyone ever had their appendix removed?
 
i broke my left leg when i was around 2...

it's okay, for some reason it works better than the right leg... :P
 
Jazzy said:
What is something you've done that you doubt anyone else on Off Topix has done?

Ever run through a couple of plate-glass storm doors when your were about 5 or 6 years old?
 
I doubt anyone has ever almost stabbed their eye out with a pencil by bringing it up at the wrong time, it hitting the wall, and going straight for the eye socket. That was a lucky miss. I still have the dot of lead in my skin, too.
 
Dee said:
I doubt anyone has ever almost stabbed their eye out with a pencil by bringing it up at the wrong time, it hitting the wall, and going straight for the eye socket. That was a lucky miss. I still have the dot of lead in my skin, too.

:| ...Nope, never done that.
 
Webster said:
Jazzy said:
What is something you've done that you doubt anyone else on Off Topix has done?

Ever run through a couple of plate-glass storm doors when your were about 5 or 6 years old?

I tripped over when I was about 5 and went headfirst through a plate glass door.
 

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