Drink the nearest container of liquid

[Nebulous]

If you had to chug the nearest container of liquid, on a scale of 1-10, how dead are you?

...or will you be okay?

 

[Jazzy]

Nearest container of liquid: 16.9 ounce bottle of Poland Spring water

How dead am I? : Dead tired from having to pee. Otherwise, I'll make it!

 

[Sinon]

330ml can of Rubicon (sparkling mango soft drink)

I think I'll be ok

 

[DrLeftover]

a coffee mug of green tea

I might burn my tongue because it is still hot, but as I plan on drinking it anyway, I think I'll be fine.


(The Booze is on top of the kitchen cabinets. Out of reach of anybody under six feet tall.)

 

[Nebulous]

Hand sanitizer!

I think I'll need my stomach pumped.

 

[Nyx]

Small bottle of screen cleaning spray. I think i'd be ok its ingredients are deionized water and proprietary polymers. No ideas what proprietary polymers are but i'm hopeful they wouldn't kill me.

 

[Raven]

Can of Dr Pepper :/

 

[Nebulous]

I'm in my room and the bathroom is nearby so... Mouth wash? Shampoo? Rubbing alcohol?
...

 

[BeautifulAngel]

It's a hot chocolate so I'd be fine

 

[Evil Eye]

750 mL of champagne, I guess I might survive, but I'd rather not try

 

[Nebulous]

*Looks around* ...windex