Dumbest celebrity quotes

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Post dumb things celebrities have said here!


Here's some to start off with...

“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken by the Sea.’” – Jessica Simpson

Britney Spears on Japan – “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”

“I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.” – Charlie Sheen

Paris Hilton talking to the press about Wal-Mart – “Do they like make walls there?”

 

[.Xstinct]

«Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.»

- Brooke Shields

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman»

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

[DrLeftover]

"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."
-Al Gore

 

[Sinon]

"My style of parenting is very similar to that of my parents, minus the concept of ownership. I think that, specifically in African American households, the idea coming out of slavery, there's a concept of your children being property and that was a major part that Jada and I released with our kids, We respect our children the way we would respect any other person. Things like cleaning up their room. You would never tell a full-grown adult to clean their room, so we don't tell our kids to clean their rooms."

Will Smith comparing regular parenting to slave ownership

 

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"My style of parenting is very similar to that of my parents, minus the concept of ownership. I think that, specifically in African American households, the idea coming out of slavery, there's a concept of your children being property and that was a major part that Jada and I released with our kids, We respect our children the way we would respect any other person. Things like cleaning up their room. You would never tell a full-grown adult to clean their room, so we don't tell our kids to clean their rooms."

Will Smith comparing regular parenting to slave ownership

What a fool.

 

[DrLeftover]

"Today, we have two Vietnams, side by side, North and South, exchanging and working. We may not agree with all that North Vietnam is doing, but they are living in peace. I would look for a better human rights record for North Vietnam, but they are living side by side."
- US Rep Sheila Jackson Lee (D - Texas)
said in 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK3rTUgoQD4

South Vietnam ceased to exist in 1975, a year or so after the US pulled out to end the war.

 

[Death]

“I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.” - Paris Hilton

 

[DrLeftover]

"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system."
--President George W. Bush
Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008